Alien Invasion Trump Tote
If ever an alien abduction were welcome, it would be now. But in the meantime, you can carry what’s left of your peace of mind in this sturdy tote! Also available on a mug, if you’re looking for something to hold your whiskey-spiked coffee (you know, to get through the daily news cycle).
100% cotton canvas
Fabric weight: 12 oz (407 g/m2)
Dimensions: 14 ¾” x 14 ¾”
Dual 22” handles
Reinforced rectangular bottom
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